Science tells us humans are made of 60% water. For me, that would be more like 60% coffee, 10% chocolate, mixed with equal parts sarcasm and dirty jokes.
Forever in love with the written word – whether reading or writing – I have a special affinity for romances with saccharine sweet HEAs. Bonus points if there is a puppy. From sweet & adorable to smutty & salacious I will greedily devour them all.
If you’re an author with a book you want reviewed, across nearly any genre – but romance is my heart (insert disgusting heart eyes here) and chances are it’ll make me super giddy – fill out this form. If your book doesn’t have a HEA or at least a HFN, you definitely need to give me a heads up. Surprise cliffhangers are sure to incite a level of grumpy in me not normally seen unless I’ve been more than 6 hours without coffee. I reserve the right to decline to review at any time if I find the story problematic (example: questionable consent romanticized) and/or feel I can not in good conscious feel a positive review.
If you simply find me charming and delightful, feel free to drop a line too.
But if you think I’m obnoxious and chatty, well that line forms to the left and the support group meets on Thursdays at 7:00 pm in the library. Bring cookies.